February 2012
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Interviewer: What are your plans for the future?
Ben: We plan on getting married. We're actually engaged. We're engaged and we're gonna adopt.
Danny: We are.
Ben: It's gonna be a good time.
Danny: We're gonna adopt.
Interviewer: An African child?
Ben: An African child and-
Danny: We're gonna be like Brad and Angelina. We're just gonna adopt everything.
Ben: Everything. One of everything. And then we can pick favorites.
Danny: We can make them do running races for who gets to eat that day.
Ben: Running races for our affection.
Danny: Yeah. Whoever wins gets our love.
Ben: Whoever brings me a beer fastest, I love more.
Danny: We're going to train them to make Nikes.
Ben: I don't like Nikes!
Danny: We're going to sell them, not for us! We're going to train them to make liquor.
Ben: That's good, have a little moonshine laboratory with little kids making it for us.
Danny: That's such a good idea.
Ben: We're never gonna get a child now, Danny! They're never gonna give us one. No, we'll be great parents.
Danny: Adoption agencies aren't going to look at our interviews.
Ben: No, we'll be great parents. We're very loving.
Danny: We are.
Ben: And we're a strong team.
Interviewer: Well, I'm glad that you guys have such a great future. That was interesting.
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